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VAT the F***!

Speaking to the Landlord of the local last night the conversation turns to how hard it is for pubs nowadays.  I used to be in the trade myself, and I’ve always been a fan of drinking and pubs.
 
Small businesses under Labour have not thrived and 40 pubs a week closing is not only a national [...]

Welcome to the UK Booklet Released

To celebrate the upcoming Edinburgh Fringe Festival gigs I have put together a pamphlet of the Poems that make up the Welcome to the UK set. Also in there is Beauty & Cocksucker. The booklet is available via the site. Just get in touch (it costs a fiver to those that email me & £6.99 [...]